Slow and Steady

Dear Dungarees,

Slow and steady we have been patient to win the heart of our trauma llama. She seems to love men but feels what appears to be loathing towards women. Unless that is you bring her treats. Now llamas are notoriously picky in their tastes about food as well as whom they give affection to but let it be known that this day…Francesca ate out of my hand. like Phil Collins said, “I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life.”

P.S. Her eyelashes are like angel wings.